BREAKING NEWS:
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of
Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems,
before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It.
Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to
1-800-WAA-WAAH with Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE
from Quitchur Bitchin.
If you like this, re-post it.
If you don't... SUCK IT UP CUPCAKE!!
Life doesn't revolve around you!
